If you let me down, I will forgive you.
If you break my heart, I may not want to see you for a while, but I won’t hold a grudge.
If you say “acrost,” “irregardless,” insist anything is “addicting,” or say anything is “comprised of” something else, I will stab you in your smug fucking face.
All of the above, and: overusing ellipses in text messages and Facebook posts; and using slurs as punchlines. They’re not ungrammatical, but still very incorrect and unforgivable.Source: nookienostradamus